Two stage managers, nearing the ends of their careers, were discussing the likelihood of there being some form of theatrical endeavor in the hereafter. The first consulted a friendly medium. Later, the following exchange took place between the two stage managers: SM1: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is a wonderful theater in heaven - well equipped, spacious, plenty of wing space. In fact, there's a show opening tomorrow night." SM2: "That's wonderful! So what's the bad news?" SM1: "You're calling the show."