What if Life were more like Theater?

I'm currently working on my first college show, History Boys. My stage manager, Caitlin, is absolutely amazing and when I found this, I couldn't stop laughing and thinking about her. Eventually I'll have time to do actual work. Until then, enjoy theater jokes!

During tech week, everyone is like:

 But your stage manager is just:

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